ACCESS
The methodology is free.
The fund covers what free doesn't cover.
No one is turned away from United Spoonies™ because of cost. The Access Fund exists to make that a structural commitment, not a rhetorical one.
THE STRUCTURAL REALITY
Chronic illness is expensive.
Support shouldn't add to that.
The sick tax is real. Out-of-pocket costs for conditions insurance won't cover. Income lost to appointments, crashes, and capacity limits. The financial weight of navigating a system not built for you accumulates in ways that don't resolve.
Asking women in that position to pay for structural support contradicts the work. The United Spoonies™ Core System is permanently free. Not during a promotional period. Not with conditions. Permanently.
What the fund covers (and what it doesn't)
The Access Fund covers facilitation contributions, not methodology access. These are not the same thing.
Full Access to the complete Core System : all four installations, all frameworks, templates, and tools, requires no payment and no application. The Access Fund applies specifically to Supported Access: the moderated peer cohort that requires a trained Facilitator's time. That is what the fund covers.
ACCESS ARCHITECTURE
Two ways in. One is free. Here's what each includes.
Both include the complete Core System. The difference is whether facilitated peer cohort support is part of the experience. The research identified six areas where the system consistently fails women with chronic illness. These are not personal struggles. They are system failures. They require real responses.
FULL ACCESS
Self-Directed
FREE — PERMANENTLY
Complete Core System: all four installations, all frameworks, templates, scripts, and tools. Lifetime access. No application required. Available at launch.
The assessment identifies which of these six areas is carrying the most pressure for you right now, and tells you exactly what arrives next.
SUPPORTED ACCESS
Facilitated Cohort
NOMINAL CONTRIBUTION — OR FREE VIA ACCESS FUND
Complete Core System plus a moderated peer cohort, capped at 10 participants, with a trained Facilitator holding the structural container. Application-based. Launching Phase 2.
How It Works
The fund is structural,
not charitable.
The Access Fund is not a scholarship program administered by individual discretion. It is a permanent commitment built into the revenue model from the beginning, funded by a minimum of 10% of net LLC revenue, administered by the United Spoonies™ Foundation.
Who It's For
If the facilitation contribution is a genuine barrier, this is for you.
The free access tier is available to you right now, with no application required. If you want guided cohort access and the contribution isn't reachable, the Access Fund covers it. You do not need to document your financial situation. You do not need to prove your illness. You need to tell us what you're navigating and confirm that cost is a genuine barrier. That is enough.
The application does not ask for
- — Income verification
- — Medical documentation
- — Proof of diagnosis
- — Justification beyond cost being a genuine barrier
How to Apply
A short form.
A dignified process.
Three fields. Your name. What you're currently navigating. A confirmation that cost is a genuine barrier. Nothing else.
Application
Coming Soon
The Access Fund application will be available here when guided cohort enrollment opens. The free access tier, the full methodology, plus all four installations, are available now with no application required.
Applications will be reviewed on a rolling basis. You will receive a response within 5 business days regardless of outcome.
The free access tier is available to you immediately.
Transparency
The fund is documented.
Annually.
Every year, United Spoonies™ publishes a summary of Access Fund activity: total amount collected, number of participants supported, and percentage of net revenue allocated. The commitment is 10% minimum. The report is the accountability.
Annual transparency data will be published here and updated each year. It will include: total fund collected, number of participants supported, percentage of net LLC revenue allocated, and current cohort waitlist status if applicable.
The methodology is available now.
Full Access to the Core System is free and requires no application. If you're not sure where to start, the Stage Assessment places you in under 10 minutes.